Bella Tonks

Title: First Date
Author: alisanne
Rating: PG
Written for snape100's challenge #244: First Impression
Word Count: 100
Warnings: AU
Beta: sevfan
Notes: This is a loose follow up to Second Chance, my first response to this prompt, although this drabble can be read independently.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

( First Date )

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Title: Sinistra's World
Author: snapesgirl_62
Rating: G
Prompt Set: 50.4
Prompt: Open
Word Count: 578
Summary: It is the first day of term and the staff meets their newest Defense instructor.
Warnings: unbeta'd
Notes: Takes place during Harry's second year at Hogwarts.


Title: Sinistra's World
Author: snapesgirl_62
Rating: NC-17
Prompt Set: 50.4
Prompt: Artificial
Word Count: 1512
Summary: Sinistra tries to improve Snape's mood.
Warnings: Mild D/s; spanking; fellatio, use of a feather unbeta'd
Notes: Takes place during Harry's second year at Hogwarts.

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Title: Fateful Night
Author: alisanne
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
Written for snupin100's challenge: #171 Kisses
Characters: Remus/Severus
Beta: sevfan
Authors Notes: Timing is everything.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

( Fateful Night )

Stood in firelight, sweltering. Bloodstain on chest like map of violent new continent. Felt cleansed. Felt dark planet turn under my feet and knew what cats know that makes them scream like babies in night.

Looked at sky through smoke heavy with human fat and God was not there. The cold, suffocating dark goes on forever and we are alone. Live our lives, lacking anything better to do. Devise reason later. Born from oblivion; bear children, hell-bound as ourselves, go into oblivion. There is nothing else.

Existence is random. Has no pattern save what we imagine after staring at it for too long. No meaning save what we choose to impose. This rudderless world is not shaped by vague metaphysical forces. It is not God who kills the children. Not fate that butchers them or destiny that feeds them to the dogs. It’s us. Only us. Streets stank of fire. The void breathed hard on my heart, turning its illusions to ice, shattering them. Was reborn then, free to scrawl own design on this morally blank world.

Was Rorschach.

Does that answer your Questions, Doctor?

( The Quibbler Report: Tuesday 26 - Wednesday 27 August 2009 )

( The Quibbler Report: Thursday 28 August 2009 )

Author: Bitterfig
Title: Cobwebs
Fandom: Hellboy 2: The Golden Army
Pairing: Prince Nuada/Princess Nuala (implied Princess Nuala/Abe)
Summary: For time untold they had been apart but belonged only to each other. Now that they were together again they had never been further apart.
Beta Reader: Fedink
Work Count: 252
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Elvish twincest, angst.
Disclaimer: This story is a work of fiction. Any illegal acts taking place within that fiction are NOT condoned by the author. Depictions of any questionable, illegal, or potentially illegal activity in said fiction does not mean that I condone, promote, support, participate in, or approve of said activity. I grasp the distinction between fiction and reality and trust that readers will do the same. I do not profit from the fan fiction I write, and all rights to the characters remain firmly in the hands of their creator.


( Cobwebs )

http://community.livejournal.com/hp_britglish/433399.html

Hi, guys! *waves*

I've got a question. The sentence I'm trying to complete is this one:

Quite honestly, Draco had absolutely no desire whatsoever to walk over there and try to here's where I need the phrase, but he was determined to make sure the night wasn't going to be a complete waste.

I need to know whether he would kiss arse, lick arse, or kiss up according to you guys. If the information helps at all, it's been five years since the war ended, he's in finances, and he's at a function where Slughorn is too. Slughorn is the man who's arse he would be licking or kissing ... not literally, lol.

Thanks in advance!

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2008/08/look-a-deliciou.html

Oh!

[Eyes roll back into head like it's friggin' SHARK WEEK]

Loreh W., where would I be weethout your submeeeeeshonssss [singsong]

So I went to take a short nap last night at 8 o'clock before I tackled some things on my to-do list like send out p_p invites, answer some comments/email and do some RPing. Um. I woke up from said short nap at 7:30 this morning. I've been...a little tired lately. Sadly I could still take a nap right now.

I currently have no furniture in my apartment (unless you count an air mattress furniture, which I don't.) Two-pronged moving is a pain in the butt seriously. (Six days left! Six! \0/)

You know you've officially become a Massachusetts resident when you're rewatching Men In Black for the thousandth time as ze_dragon and I were recently and when they zoom in on Truro, MA on a satellite map you suddenly turn to one another at the same time and say, dude, that's so very much the wrong end of the Cape, duh.

Anyway, to sum up, life lately = pretty much working and moving accompanied by a lot of Old 97's interspersed with some Van Morrison to help with the staying sane part.

I've been doing a lot of thinking about the Old 97s the past few days because when I say I've been listening a lot I mean probably 20 hours a day worth of listening. (That's really not all that much of an overexaggeration, sadly. *g*)

( In which Femme goes off on a somewhat emo tangent about the Old 97's )

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2008/08/all-i-ever-want.html

And now she has not just one but SEVEN HUNDRED OF THEM!

Wait, wait, before you think 'crazy cat lady' get a load of this awesome story.

And dogs too, Emma S. Visit this amazing place online at Cat House on the Kings.com

Title: Naked As We Came
Author:
Recipient: edgewise
Pairing: Tonks/Percy
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 4,767
Warnings: Heterosexual messing about.
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: She loves Remus with all her heart and soul, but Percy Weasley carries a part of her with him as well. Written for the 2008 hp_summersmut ficathon.
Author's Notes: The recipient requested this as a challenging pairing; I hope I've risen to the challenge. Other requests include, "Seeing the unexpected side of someone." Special thanks to beta L for, "Constant Vigilance!" Title comes from the Iron & Wine song of the same name.

( Naked As We Came )

Stashed a snupin100 drabble here: The Beginning of an Endless Consumption, PG

Don't know why. Stuff just comes out of me like that sometimes, usually when I least need it.

To-do shortlist, quill edition:
Tbranch ficlet
Snapelike Minerva
Bring Back The Porn stubbornness
Trading Places Kel Eyeroll
Outline SS: Yes, Rosy, Outline

*****
So I didn't comment much on the Olympics like I thought I would. I even made a new Olympic icon and never used it (looky now! *points up or over*).

The blessing and the curse turned out to be the TiVo and my curiosity about everything. Most of you probably didn't know this, but from about 2 am - 1 pm every day, the USA network covered various sports. MSNBC also showed various sports from 5 am - 2 pm. NBC would have 3-4 hours of coverage in the day in addition to the 4 - 5 hours at night, plus the two hours of late-night. Oxygen had a 2-hour broadcast with equestrian/synchronized swimming/gymnastics every weekday. Thank goodness I'm not interested in boxing, or I'd have thrown in CNBC as well.

All-told there was well over 24 hours of Olympic programming per day, and I was getting most of it on the Tivo. The first week, I watched the NBC night-time broadcast in real time for the excitement of "live" TV, and then I'd spend the next two hours going through what we'd recorded since I last went to bed. Oh yeah, there was a lot of fast-forwarding and skipping around. Sometimes, I'd have to record 7 hours of basketball/soccer/badminton/whatever to get at a half-hour of fencing or archery. From what I can tell, I still missed entire sports, even though I know they had to have been shown sometime in the week. But it only took not deleting immediately for one day to fill the TiVo, so at some points we had to get tough and dest stuff.

OK, so I got a little focused. *cheesy grin* You have to understand that I didn't get to see any Olympics until I was about 26, largely due to the fact that my mother and father, who controlled our two TVs growing up, weren't interested in them.

I became a little less focused in the second week because of several factors:
1. Bob Costas rubbed off on the (questionable) Jim Lampley: "Great Britain have won 40% of their medals in cycling. If only there was snooker, darts and a dog show."
2. I find the track athletes less compelling than the swimmers.
3. The overall US vs. China tone. Seriously, other countries were at the Olympics, right?

Still, if you missed Rhythmic gymnastics, you missed a thing of beauty, and you missed some serious crack watching the Synchronized swimmers with their plastered-on smiles. You missed the sheer masculinity of Canoe and the cheetah cries of wired fencers.

There are pictures of sailing events, but why bother showing them when not one of them made the 24-7 broadcasts? *scowl*

For some reason, I saw a lot of marathon and marathon-like events, including both pentathlons, both new swimming marathons, the cycling road races, both regular marathons and even the damn walking marathons. Now what was the universe trying to tell me....

Anyway, I don't recommend trying to see all of the Olympics, but I do recommend a TiVo if you want to see some of it. Oh, and other countries, to boot. See you in Vancouver!

*****
snapelyholidays sign-ups end tomorrow (Friday). Don't overload yourself, but if you want to get in on the ground floor of a new fest, and you of course love Snape!, then think about it....For about 5 more minutes before getting your sign-up done. Prompting is "light", which means you don't have to come up with a lot of ideas to join, but it would help if you are a tiny, tiny bit Snape-flexible. (See? My Snape bends right over - for men!) ~_^

love, lore

Looking for Characters to fill an SL
Name: Jess
Game: third_event (via thirdeventmods)
Fandom: Harry Potter
Format: (threading/AIM based/both) Threading (IJ)
Genre: Canon thru the end of DH (excluding epilogue) and then AU
Who you're in search of (and list as many as you want/need!: Hermione Granger!!!!

Hi! I'm Jess and I'm a co-mod at third_event. At the moment the game is about to start on Sept 1st, but we're missing a vital (at least to Ron & Harry) character! Ron would love to have his Hermione in game when we start. Third Event is set in 2001 and the main premise is that Rodolphus Lestrange has found a way to use the Resurrection Stone to bring people back from the dead. The catch is they all return in their mid-20's (or younger if they died before they turned 20) with only their memories to that age. Ron would really, really love to have a Hermione to lean on when Fred returns (and to help figure out what to do about a newly returned 27 year old Voldemort!). Ron and Harry share a flat and are in Auror Training, but what Hermione's up to is in the air at the moment! You can catch me on Y!M queenofbabble24 or on gmail queenofbabble24.

There's also a need for more active Death Eaters, Auror trainees and returned dead. (I also play Sirius who would love a Peter to pound into the ground! Amelia Bones, Ted Tonks, Albus Dumbledore, Gellert Grindlewald and Mad-Eye Moody (all returned dead) would also be snogged upon arrival.)

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2008/08/side-eared-kitt.html

If you've never had a kitteh in your rack before I highly recommend it.

Can I get an Amen?

Everyone's doing it, Kayleigh O.

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I don't know if anyone tried to read The Seriously Secret Diary of Theodore Remus Lupin after I linked to it yesterday, but something happened to my file and there was a big chunk missing out of the middle--not so good for continuity, yanno? So, now, it's fixed. :)

Author: Bitterfig
Title: The Heart and Bones of Me
Fandom: Nana
Pairing: Misato/Nana Osaki
Summary: The first time she heard Nana Osaki sing, Misato believed she had found her voice.
Beta-reader: Fedink
Word Count: 186
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Some sexual and violent imagery.
Author’s Note: Written for femslash100 Challenge # 159: Voice.
Disclaimer: This story is a work of fiction. Any illegal acts taking place within that fiction are NOT condoned by the author. Depictions of any questionable, illegal, or potentially illegal activity in said fiction does not mean that I condone, promote, support, participate in, or approve of said activity. I grasp the distinction between fiction and reality and trust that readers will do the same. I do not profit from the fan fiction I write, and all rights to the characters remain firmly in the hands of their creator.