Yeah... I would love to see Phil's reaction if we told him that according to these new rules of gayness, that since he crushed on us in high school and went out with our friend for like 2 years... he's not ALLOWED to be gay now.
The other thing that bugs me is inviting players to openly mock smut if they find it so entertaining? Isn't that a bit well, mean? Sure smut is funny, and shouldn't be done in every thread, but to invite players to openly mock it... isn't that called 'trolling'? Sorry but, as it so often happens in games (even though some want to refute it), people take things personally, and I can really see that little tid-bit blowing up in their faces as a huge drama-fest.